
I dreamt that God would speak with me today. I waited. But then I must to work. As the models started going through their motions, I heard HIS voice. But just then the model burped and farted, and something flew out of her ass and into my eye….and all HIS words were lost to me.

One day, if and when I ever return, it’ll be as a bathroom designer. Believe me, I’ve seen more than my fair share and they were all horrible.

Then Moses said, “Now, please show me your glory.”
The Lord answered, “I will cause all my goodness to pass in front of you, and I will announce my name, the Lord, so you can hear it. I will show kindness to anyone to whom I want to show kindness, and I will show mercy to anyone to whom I want to show mercy. But you cannot see my face, because no one can see me and live”.
But I have seen his face! Yes, drawn in the piss and shit that he causes to rain down on me. And though I am sometimes sad, I know that by doing his bidding, I bring myself closer to salvation.

Just when I thought my prayers had been answered, and that work had finally come to an end….the model decides to wank by stuffing yours truly into her tight but wet little cunt. Move along…only despair here!